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“Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary – the American Blogger.”

-Capt. Marko Ramius
(aka the Vilnius Schoolmaster)

We Have Sonar Contact

Ramius Returns

Yep, there you are again, I was hoping you’d come back 🙂

I’ve become convinced it was just a misunderstanding.  Weird that it made him angry enough to go around posting about my incredible hacking skills on other sites of course.

But a misunderstanding nonetheless.

So anyway Tom, drop me an email.  I won’t embarrass you.  I much prefer being friendly, and I’ve never known anyone from Vilnius :)  I’ll even send you an autographed PowerPivotPro coffee mug as a peace offering.

Pretty sure this is the last time I’ll post on this topic.  It’s been a fun Saturday diversion, though, and any opportunity to work in a good Red October quote is of course quite welcome 🙂

Rob Collie

One of the original engineering leaders behind Power BI and Power Pivot during his 14-year career at Microsoft, Rob Collie founded a consulting company in 2013 that is 100% devoted to “the new way forward” made possible by Power BI and its related technologies. Since 2013, PowerPivotPro has rapidly grown to become the leading firm in the industry, pioneering an agile, results-first methodology never before seen in the Business Intelligence space. A sought-after public speaker and author of the #1-selling Power BI book, Rob and his team would like to help you revolutionize your business and your career.

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  1. There are AUTOGRAPHED PowerPivot Pro coffee mugs to be had?

    And all we have to do is post sarcastic comments on your blog?

    Don’t all of my sarcastic FAQ posts qualify to earn me a mug?

    How about this…I will trade you two of the MrExcel Tag Cloud bubble tumblers for a PowerPivot Pro mug. Deal?

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